October 08, 2009
A News Story Unlikely To Be Repeated
Truly a case of “news of the weird”.
And an opening sentence to a news article that will probably never appear in the press ever again.
A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.
Damn – sounds like its own punchline!
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