August 27, 2005
The Rosary of the the far left:1) Make the Sign of the Ankh and say the "Leftist Creed."
I laughed. I cried. I wondered whether the Pope will issue a fatwa against Rusty.
Posted by: Greg at
02:40 PM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 75 words, total size 1 kb.
Will the parody get Misha the fatwa he sings about?
Go take a look -- it is worth the laugh.
Posted by: Greg at
02:10 PM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 40 words, total size 1 kb.
NEW YORK (Nov. 20, 1776) – The grieving mother of an American soldier killed in action during the recent failed defense of Fort Washington is demanding an audience with Gen. George Washington.“George is the biggest butcher on the face of the earth,” Mrs. Ima Benedict declared to a throng of nearly 25 Loyalist pamphleteers and newspapermen.
About 30 fellow protestors on a street corner on the upper west side of Manhattan joined Mrs. Benedict today at what has been dubbed “Camp Arnold” by supporters of Mrs. Benedict’s cause. The group held aloft homemade placards reading “No Blood For Representation,” “George, Talk to Ima” and “Justice for Arnold.”
Arnold Benedict was one of nearly 3,000 American soldiers killed during the recent attempt to defend Fort Washington on Manhattan. Mr. Benedict, of Massachusetts, signed on with the American army at the beginning of the year. Mrs. Benedict said that she pleaded with him not to join but Mr. Benedict and his father said he was old enough to make his own decisions. He was 22-years old. Mrs. Benedict claims the war is invalid.
I urge you to read this important historical report.
Posted by: Greg at
09:26 AM
| No Comments
| Add Comment
Post contains 224 words, total size 2 kb.
August 04, 2005
From the cloned dog story:Blockquote>South Korea’s pioneering stem cell scientist has cloned a dog, smashing another biological barrier and reigniting a fierce ethical debate — while producing a perky, lovable puppy.
They left out delicious. A perky, lovable, delicious puppy.
Researcher Hwang Woo-suk said the cloned dog would help in researching diseases that plague humans:
"Dogs share physiological characteristics with humans," he said. "A lot of diseases that occur in dogs can be directly transferred to humans."
"And thatÂ’s why you must always cook your dog until itÂ’s medium well," he cautioned.
Dr. Hwang quickly ended the press conference, saying it was time to "wok the dog."
"Uh, I mean walk," he stammered. "Walk the dog."
I mean let's be honest here -- we were all thinking it.
Posted by: Greg at
12:24 AM
| Comments (5)
| Add Comment
Post contains 147 words, total size 1 kb.
57 queries taking 0.1612 seconds, 130 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.