Squirrels safe to eat again in New Jersey

They go on to say this is good news for local Indians and those who like squirrel meat – and bad news for the squirrels.

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My father (age 73) sent me this last night. Who knew he watched YouTube?

Watch and enjoy!

Quite honestly, this may be the funniest thing I have seen on the topic.

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Too priceless!

My fellow Americans, in the coming presidential election, the voters of this nation will plot a course for the future. There are many candidates, each of whom brings a different vision of that future. But only one has the conviction and strength to lead this great country. Only one is a popular television and film actor ready to face the challenges of the 21st century head-on. And, most importantly, there is only one candidate with a bombshell trophy wife nearly a quarter-century younger than himself.

I urge each and every one of you to run a Google image search and see the evidence for yourself: photo after photo of a tall but wrinkled and sagging 64-year-old man—that's me—standing at various gala events, his arm wrapped around a stunning woman with glowing orange skin and beautiful platinum- highlighted hair. A bold woman, squeezed into a dress with a plunging neckline so low her enormous breasts seem almost ready to leap out and scream, "Hey world—look at us! We are married to a famous man we saw in Die Hard 2 when we were in college!"

And in typical Onion fashion, this one gets even better and better.

Now if only we could find someone who does a good Fred Thompson voice to do an MP3 version of this.

H/T Don Surber

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I won't comment on the story, which is all about liberals eating their own young. But I just love this opening paragraph!

Of the three most recognizable Barneys in America, one is a singing purple dinosaur, another is a prehistoric cartoon character and the third is a gay congressman from Massachusetts.

This is supposed to be serious reporting?

And as my wife asked, "What happened to Barney Fife?"

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