June 15, 2008

Satire We Can Believe In

For those of you who have never visited it, The People's Cube will be a real treat.

Take these snippets of fun from one recent satirical look at the news.

World's Evilest Thugs Shocked as GOP Takes Hell Hot Spot

(Dante's Inferno, 7th Level) - Senator Dick Durbin's (D-IL) comment "The hottest ring in Hell is reserved for those in politics who attack their opponents' families" made to NBC's Norah O'Donnell has sent shockwaves to evil thugs around the world, who thought they were a shoe-in for the top hot spot in the eternal pit of damnation and hellfire. An assortment of Nazis, Communists, terrorists, and other violent and sadistic figures were found consoling each other shortly after Durbin's official announcement.

[SNIP QUOTES FROM NAZI AND COMMUNIST MURDERS]

Dick Durbin said he didn't believe combining the positions of a Hell's spokesperson and a Democrat Senator presented a conflict of interest.

And best of all -- everything on the site lives up to the same high standards as the above post.

H/T Good Lt.

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June 11, 2008

Don't Do This On A Plane!

Really.

Don't.

But it is still funny in a sick, twisted sort of way.

Thanks for sharing this on your site, T.F.!

And I thought Richard Sutton was such a nice man; can't believe he sent me this...

If you are sitting next to someone on a plane who irritates you follow these simple instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying.
6. Then hit this link

Like I said, though, don't do this -- you really don't want to risk the jail sentence that might follow.

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