Oh please!

North Korean leader Kim Jong Il called himself an "Internet expert" during summit talks with South Korea's president this week, a news report said Friday.

The reclusive leader made the remark after South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun asked that South Korean companies operating at an industrial park in the North Korean city of Kaesong be allowed to use the Internet, Yonhap news agency reported, without citing any source.

"I'm an Internet expert too. It's all right to wire the industrial zone only, but there are many problems if other regions of the North are wired," Kim told Roh, according to Yonhap.

"If that problem is addressed, there is no reason not to open" the Internet, Kim said.

Yeah if only Dear Internet Expert could figure out how to block out all that stuff about freedom -- and plentiful food -- from the staring North Korean masses.

But I think I've got this one figured out.

Asian dictator seeks SWF for bondage
and hegemonistic exchanges
involving short-range NorK missle.
No F.A.G.s!

I wonder, too, how many of these folks were engaged in fraternal photographic exchanges with a user located in Pyongyang.

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