I always visit the Washington Post over lunch, just to check the headlines

Today I found myself frightened by what I saw.

I then thought, “Did they unwrap a mummy at the Smithsonian?”

“Or maybe there's an exhibit of one of those ancient Celts they pull out of the peat bogs?”

“Could it be an Andean mummy from the Inca Empire?”
And then I saw the caption that went with this picture.

The most mystical of all Rolling Stones, guitarist Keith Richards, 64, discusses Martin Scorsese's "Shine a Light," a new concert documentary filmed at New York's Beacon Theatre in 2006. (Photo: Reuters)

Closing Question: If Keith Richards ever became one of the flesh-eating undead, would we be able to tell the difference based upon appearance alone?

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