In jail, that is.

It didn't take long for the judge in this case to order Paris Hilton taken back into custody and returned to jail following her release contrary to his stipulated conditions.

A sobbing, shouting Paris Hilton was led from the courtroom Friday and ordered by a judge to return to jail to serve out the remainder of her 45-day sentence.

"It's not right," yelled Hilton, rising from her seat at the defendant's table.

"Mom! Mom! Mom!" she cried out to her mother, Kathy, who collapsed in tears in the front row of the courtroom.

Hilton, who was brought from her home to the court in handcuffs in a sheriff's car, entered the courtroom red-eyed and trembling, and she cried throughout the hour-long hearing, dabbing her face with tissues, biting her knuckles, and shaking her head. She sat slumped at the table throughout the proceeding, wearing a gray sweater, her blond hair pinned up.

Guess what. Paris -- welcome to how the other 99.9% of Americans live! The only thing not right about the situation here is that you were ever released in the first place, and that you were not sent to the jail medical facility for treatment, just like any other jailed criminal would have been in the same situation. Funny, isn't it, that the sheriff's department was able to find just such a facility for you once he was righteously slapped down by the judge in this case.

Personally, I believe your effort to dodge your earlier sentence should be a basis for making you serve the full time in jail, with no time off for good behavior. Hell, you would not know good behavior if it came up and bit you on the ass! Too bad it is unlikely that you will have to spend the full 45 days without personally prepared gourmet meals, sleeping on low-thread count sheets.

I hope that at every future appearance there are folks who should "Mom! Mom! Mom!" at you, mocking your wimpy inability to do the time for your crime.

By the way -- has the sheriff been held in contempt by the judge? And what penalty has been imposed for his flouting of the court order to keep her in jail and the court order to bring Paris to court for a 9:00 hearing?

Regardless, I guess this means that the Jailhouse Rock Party at Paris' house scheduled for tonight has been canceled.

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