June 11, 2006

You Must Be Frickin' Kidding!

If you want any evidence that truth and decency are not in the hearts or minds of the jihadi terrorists, you need look no further than this claim.

THREE Muslims said to have committed suicide in a Guantanamo Bay prison would not have violated Islam by taking their own lives and must have been killed by their US captors, the Taliban said today.
"We can't accept that they have committed suicide," a purported spokesman for the Islamist Taliban movement in Afghanistan, Mohammad Hanif, said.

"No Muslim, no mujahid (holy warrior), can commit suicide. It's banned under Islamic Sharia law," said Hanif, who is often in contact with the media from a secret location.

The Guantanamo Bay commander said the "war on terror" suspects - a Yemeni and two Saudis - were found dead in their cells yesterday and had hanged themselves with clothes and bed sheets.

Hanif said there a clear difference between committing suicide and carrying out suicide attacks against "infidels".

"Those carrying out suicide attacks are targeting infidels," he said, distinguishing this from suicide just to "relieve oneself from suffering".

"The trio, three Arabs, the US says have committed suicide - it is not true. They've been killed by their captors," Hanif said.

"A mujahid is committed to struggle to the last moment of his life."

Andf I hope each of them struggled to get the ropes from their necks as they smelled the first whiff of brimstone on their journey to Allah. For you see, every last "mujahid" pig is a coward committed to the murder of innocents. The only difference between these dead jihadi swine and the ones who succeed in detonating a suicide vest is that the former failed to meet the murderous definition of "bravery" that the cowardly Koranic code they follow dictates.

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1 Speaking of "pig",
I think we should feed the Gitmo prisoners pork rines. Atleast let 'em have some flavor before they go out on a rope!

Posted by: Eric Clemmons at Sun Jun 11 16:25:32 2006 (yPOKC)

2 Three deaths at Gitmo in four years?

I thought this was a "Gulag" or a Nazi death camp or Pol Pot's killing fields?

Bet these three were just upset that we offed the monster Zarqawi and wanted to join him in hell.

Good riddance!

Posted by: Mike's America at Sun Jun 11 18:20:43 2006 (SHL+1)

3 Since these heroes committed suicide against the rules of martyrdom, does that mean they wind up with skanks rather than 72 virgins? The more revelations we get about the Duke "rape victim" the more convinced I am that she'll have a full time job when she reaches the great beyond. Just a thought from an infidel.

Posted by: OLDPUPPYMAX at Mon Jun 12 07:19:28 2006 (o5Ukr)

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