May 19, 2005

Let's Kill Us Some Saudis For Jesus!

Well, since there seems to be a consensus among the press that the riots over reported Koran desecration were understandable and the fault of the US, I think it is important that we apply the principle to the holy texts of all faiths when they are abused or disrespected as a matter of official government policy.

As such, I am starting the "Slay a Saudi for the Savior" campaign, and expect the support of every liberal and Muslim out there. This is simply a proportional response to this report.

Bibles found in the possession of visitors to Saudi Arabia are routinely confiscated by customs officials, and in some cases copies allegedly have been put through a paper shredder, according to religious rights campaigners.

Reports from the Islamic world of the abuse of Bibles and other items important to Christians emerge from time to time, but generally have little impact - in contrast to the wave of Muslim anger sparked by a Newsweek report, since retracted, of Koran desecration by the U.S. military.

"The Muslims respect the Koran far more than Christians respect the Bible," says Danny Nalliah, a Sri Lankan-born evangelical pastor now based in Australia.

During the 1990s, Nalliah spent two years in Saudi Arabia, where he was deeply involved with the underground church.

"It's a very well-known fact that if you have a Bible at customs when you enter the airport, and if they find the Bible, that the Bible is taken and put in the shredder," he said in an interview this week.

"If you have more than one Bible you will be taken into custody, and if you have a quantity of Bibles you will be given 70 lashes for sure - you could even be executed."

And since there are constant complaints about the abuse of Muslim women, how about this Saudi abuse of a nun?

A friend of his, a fellow Christian in Saudi Arabia, told him of witnessing a particularly unpleasant incident involving a Catholic nun.

The man had been in the transit lounge at the airport in Jeddah - the gateway to Mecca, used by millions of Hajj pilgrims each year - when a nun arrived at the customs desk.

"Some fool [travel agent] had put her on a transit flight in Jeddah. You don't do that to a Catholic nun, because she's going to be tormented."

"They opened her bag, went through her prayer book, put the prayer book through the shredder ... took the crucifix off her neck and smashed it, tormented her for many minutes."

Eventually another Muslim official objected to their conduct, came across and "rescued" her, pointing out to the customs officials that she was not entering the country but only in transit and would be leaving on the next plane.

I demand that the Muslim pigs involved suffer death by beheading for their abuse of this woman of God – right in the middle of Saint Peter’s Square.

I declare a Crusade against the infidels who would dare defile crucifix or shred a prayer book or Bible. We must avenge these insults to the Christian faith.

Death to the Islam!

Death to Mecca!

Death to Saudi Arabia!

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Uh -- anyway, now that I've recovered my sense of proportion, I hope folks realize that this is not my actual belief. The above is a satirical piece. Unfortunately, the outrages committed by the Saudis are not something I've made up out of whole cloth. They are real.

That is why I urge the State Department to impose serious sanctions against Saudi Arabia and any other Muslim country that violates the rights of Christians. After all -- Christianity deserves at least as much respect as Islam.

And to the Islamist fifth-columnists working at CAIR --you'll get my support for your resolution when you get Saudi Arabia and the rest of the Muslim world to apply the same standard to Christian practices and beliefs.

UPDATE -- 5/20/05: Just in case folks didn't like my sources, here is a piece from today's Wall Street journal on the same Saudi policy regarding the Bible -- including this anecdote.

The Bible in Saudi Arabia may get a person killed, arrested, or deported. In September 1993, Sadeq Mallallah, 23, was beheaded in Qateef on a charge of apostasy for owning a Bible.

I wonder what Ms. Azza Basarudin (from the post below) feels about such cases?

More at GOPBloggers.

UPDATE -- 5/23/05 -- More on Saudi Bible desecration here.

UPDATE -- 5/26/05 -- Don't look now, but it isn't just Bibles that the Islamist Horde wants to ban and destroy -- now they want to confiscate Webster's Dictionary for defining anti-Semitism in a way that they don't like.

The latest edition of the dictionary "Webster" identified "anti- Semitism" as opposing Zionism and sympathizing with Israel's enemies, which showed "the racial trend and scientific distortion," officials of the Office of the Arab Boycott of Israel (OABI) were quoted as saying.

Ignorant cretins!

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1 http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/20/international/asia/20abuse.html?hp&ex=1116561600&en=8701738ac057aebe&ei=5094&partner=homepage Do I see you complain about us abusing the detainees? No. You whined that Newsweek told not-so-real story while you did not complain about this. R-

Posted by: Me is the Ridor at Thu May 19 18:22:30 2005 (nWmj6)

2 Yawn. If you cannot tell the difference between the abuse of all Christians based upon their religion from harsh conditions imposed upon illegal combattants who make war on the US but are not covered by the Geneva Conventions, then there really isn't any basis for us to have a conversation.

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at Thu May 19 22:54:57 2005 (6TPbG)

3 And by the way -- the traditional punishment for such persons under US military law was a drumhead court martial by the ranking officer of the unit that captured them, followed by an immediate execution by haning of firing squad (at the officer's discretion) -- without appeal, as the failure of the unlawful combattant to wear the uniformand insignia of a lawful fighting force was a violation of all laws of war.

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at Thu May 19 23:28:15 2005 (6TPbG)

4 Please! A cab driver is illegal combatant?! Get a clue! R-

Posted by: Me is the Ridor at Fri May 20 07:51:46 2005 (nWmj6)

5 He did say "uniform insignia" and "laws of war", both conditions outlined in the Geneva Convention. Perhaps if the cab driver is a Muslim and is a terrorist supporter who is awaiting orders, then we'll get him.

Posted by: mcconnell at Fri May 20 08:18:09 2005 (SALCs)

6 Are there any gay deaf illegal combatants down in Gitmo?

Posted by: Hube at Fri May 20 11:16:03 2005 (FMc0i)

7 Hube, who would really care?

Posted by: mcconnell at Sat May 21 04:56:58 2005 (PYrGt)

8 mcweenie, you contradict yourself. As always. R-

Posted by: Me is the Ridor at Sat May 21 13:12:13 2005 (nWmj6)

9 R, no contradiction on my part.

Posted by: mcconnell at Sun May 22 06:18:56 2005 (SALCs)

10 Christian Jihad -- kick ass!

Posted by: Steel at Tue May 24 07:05:03 2005 (7YewN)

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