Oh, no! Not 43! That number just sounds depressing, and it is coming up fast for me on Saturday!

Maybe some music would help. Could we get an appropriate chorus?

The Birthday Dirge.
Grunt and pound your fist on the table at each (grunt).

Happy birthday. (grunt)
Happy birthday. (grunt)

Gloom and doom and dark despair
people dying everywhere
on your birthday. (grunt)
Happy birthday. (grunt)

When you reach the age you are
your demise cannot be far
from your birthday. (grunt)
Happy birthday. (grunt)

May the cities in your wake
burn like candles on your cake
on your birthday. (grunt)
Happy birthday. (grunt)

Perform strange sexual acts
with goats, camels, sheep, and yaks
on your birthday. (grunt)
Happy birthday. (grunt)

Yeah, that sure helped with the depression.

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Maybe a few juicy links to help bring up my Ecosystem rating would help -- Playful Primate would be nice, dont you think? Your participation in this linkfest could help.

You know how it works -- you link to this post and send a trackback, and your post will display here. So link away -- I won't set a maximum number of items you can link with here, but I would hope that you would consider exercising prudent judgement on the matter. No porn, please, and no advertising -- just interesting stuff.

So get with the program, folks -- link away before the Grim Reaper comes a-knockin'!!

Posted by: Greg at 11:35 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 Hey, look on the bright side, you're not 44 yet.

Regardless of your pain, have a happy birthday.

Posted by: Sam at Fri Feb 24 00:01:13 2006 (X5cMH)

2 May you live a hundred years,

And drink a million beers...

Get plastered, you bastard....

Happy Birthday to you..

Posted by: TexasFred at Fri Feb 24 04:56:28 2006 (qX3iX)

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