June 08, 2006

This Is Funny In A Sick Way

Some stories are just too weird to make up!

A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.

The 33-year-old woman told police she had taken the puppy to a veterinarian, who said it was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother. But before she could return the puppy, it died.

Early Wednesday, the woman went to the breeder's home, pushed her way inside and began fighting with the breeder as she tried to make her way to the basement to get another puppy, police said.

The breeder wrestled the woman out of her house to the front porch, where the woman then hit the breeder over the head numerous times with the dead puppy, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported, citing police.

We could have teh basis of a new saying here -- "I'm gonna beat you with a dead Chihuahua." What do you think?

Posted by: Greg at 10:51 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 I'll bet he's glad he's not a tortoise breeder. At least a puppy is kind of soft.

Posted by: Dan at Fri Jun 9 00:23:59 2006 (aSKj6)

2 Chihuahua's are soft? They're ugly, and they're as soft as sticks!

wait a second... that breeder just got beat with the ugly stick! da da chink! doh! good stuff!

Anyways, I'm glad you have a dark sense of humor like the rest of us, Greg.

If you wanna see something *really* dark, enjoy!:
http://snipurl.com/rkd0

Posted by: Eric Clemmons at Fri Jun 9 02:16:43 2006 (+LgAZ)

3 Oh, Dan! That is truly warped.

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at Fri Jun 9 09:09:20 2006 (ELN4C)

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