Ian Robinson of the Calgary Sun offers this tip to all those gangbangers who think that its "cool" to hold their guns sideways while shooting, lust like they do in the movies.

NOTE TO MORONS: The front and back sights of a weapon are on the top of the barrel so that you can use them to hit the target. You hold the thing sideways, and you don't know what you're going to hit. Plus the spent cartridge ejects from the weapon and flies backwards. You hold it properly, it goes over your right shoulder. Do it the way they do it in the movies, and it catches you in the centre of your forehead.

Can you say ouch, moron?

I'd encourage you to read the whole article, which delves into such issues as gun ownership, regulation of shooting ranges, and the social acceptability of owning a gun in the People's Republic of Kanuckistan. It makes for a great laugh -- and for some serious thought.

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