April 23, 2007

I'll Pass On The Sausage Pizza, Thank You Very Much

In fact, I think I've completely lost my appetite.

A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.

Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

Next time I may just order out for Chinese food.

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Posted by: Greg at 04:05 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 You can be sure of one thing, he must have really been "pissed off".  I'm sorry; couldn't resist.

Posted by: T F Stern at Mon Apr 23 16:26:24 2007 (/XKHe)

2 Yeah, it's true -- and I bet nobody's going to argue that he is a "stand-up guy" any time soon (if ever).

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at Mon Apr 23 21:47:03 2007 (9NGGK)

3 The french slang word for dick is 'zizi'

Posted by: Chad at Tue Apr 24 00:05:50 2007 (ZbMbJ)

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