Darwin really ought to have kicked-in in this situation.

A New Zealand man risked life and limb by dangling upside-down in the sea to take close-up pictures of a circling Great White shark, reports said on Monday.

Builder Gary Porter asked friends to hold him by the ankles from their small boat as he dunked his upper body in the water to snap the four-metre predator less than two metres away.

"I just wanted to get some photos of this amazing creature," Porter told Radio New Zealand.

"I've got a few regrets about not hopping in with it and having a good swim with it."

No.

Nuh-uh.

No freakinÂ’ way in hell!

No picture is worth this risk.

Not even one of Heidi Klum naked and smeared with chocolate sauce.

Nothing.

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