March 03, 2007

It Was A Conpiracy, I Tell You!

Hey, these questions about the destruction of the Death Star makes at least as much sense as the views of the "Truthers" who argue that terrorist jihadi pigs were not responsible for the 9/11 attacks on America.

Scratch that -- it makes MORE SENSE than the claims of the Truthers, which ave been thoroughly debunked based upon the scientific evidence.

7) Why has their been no investigation into evidence that the droids who provided the rebels with the Death Star plans were once owned by none other than Lord Vader himself, and were found, conveniently, by the pilot who destroyed the Death Star, and who is also believed to be Lord VaderÂ’s son? Evidence also shows that the droids were brought to one Ben Kenobi, who, records indicate, was Darth VaderÂ’s teacher many years earlier! Are all these personal connections between the conspirators and a key figure in the Imperial government supposed to be coincidences?

How could a single missile destroy a battle station the size of a moon? No records, anywhere, show that any battle station or capital ship has ever been destroyed by a single missile. Furthermore, analysis of the tape of the last moments of the Death Star show numerous small explosions along its surface, prior to it exploding completely! Why does all evidence indicate that strategically placed explosives, not a single missile, is what destroyed the Death Star?

So tell us, who was really responsible for the destruction of the Death Star, folks -- and who benefited from it?

And what was the role of the Jedi on the Grassy Knoll?

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1 And don't forget that it was Vader who assassinated the beloved Emperor.

Posted by: Vic at Sat Mar 3 03:04:33 2007 (lcKyC)

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