I guess they prefer an outhouse to the woods – and get cranky if the have to wait long.

Harold Cerda had just left an outhouse on a southern Colorado ranch when a bear swatted him to the ground and chased him to his car, where he discovered the animal had also eaten his lunch.

"He sent me a good 10 or 15 feet," Cerda told The Associated Press in a telephone interview Friday. "I'm used to hard falls because I used to ride bulls a lot. It's pretty much the hardest I've been hit."

He guessed the cinnamon-colored black bear was anywhere from 150 to 500 pounds and nearly 6½ feet tall when standing.

I'm betting it was the chicken salad sitting in the car -- that'll get you every time, hman or bear.

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