You know the cheesy "Footprints in the Sand" story about how God carries people in times of trouble (yes, I believe it -- but the ubiquitous little parable has become a cliche).

Well, Potry over at The Nose On Your Face has come up with an updated version.

One night Al Gore had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with the LORD.

This dream interrupted his dream about the never-ending pasta bowl at Olive Garden,
so he was quite agitated as he tried to keep pace with the LORD on the beach.

Anyway, across the sky flashed scenes from AlÂ’s life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to the LORD.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
a massive heart attack while giving a speech at a DennyÂ’s
to the six remaining believers in global warming in 2017,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

The rest is absolutely priceless -- and I encourage you to visit that fantastic site for political satire.

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