February 03, 2006

Is This Typical Today?

I teach high school, but I certainly havenÂ’t encountered anything quite as outlandish as this at my school. Has anyone heard about this stuff in their part of the world?

Alair is headed for the section of the second-floor hallway where her friends gather every day during their free tenth period for the “cuddle puddle,” as she calls it. There are girls petting girls and girls petting guys and guys petting guys. She dives into the undulating heap of backpacks and blue jeans and emerges between her two best friends, Jane and Elle, whose names have been changed at their request. They are all 16, juniors at Stuyvesant. Alair slips into Jane’s lap, and Elle reclines next to them, watching, cat-eyed. All three have hooked up with each other. All three have hooked up with boys—sometimes the same boys. But it’s not that they’re gay or bisexual, not exactly. Not always.

Their friend Nathan, a senior with John Lennon hair and glasses, is there with his guitar, strumming softly under the conversation. “So many of the girls here are lesbian or have experimented or are confused,” he says.

Ilia, another senior boy, frowns at Nathan’s use of labels. “It’s not lesbian or bisexual. It’s just, whatever . . . ”

Since the school day is winding down, things in the hallway are starting to get rowdy. Jane disappears for a while and comes back carrying a pint-size girl over her shoulder. “Now I take her off and we have gay sex!” she says gleefully, as she parades back and forth in front of the cuddle puddle. “And it’s awesome!” The hijacked girl hangs limply, a smile creeping to her lips. Ilia has stuffed papers up the front of his shirt and prances around on tiptoe, batting his eyes and sticking out his chest. Elle is watching, enthralled, as two boys lock lips across the hall. “Oh, my,” she murmurs. “Homoerotica. There’s nothing more exciting than watching two men make out.” And everyone is talking to another girl in the puddle who just “came out,” meaning she announced that she’s now open to sexual overtures from both boys and girls, which makes her a minor celebrity, for a little while.

The again, maybe it is just a question of our conscious decision to supervise our students in the halls, while “enlightened blue-state educators” in New York think group sex in the hallways is nothing more than a learning experience.

Posted by: Greg at 02:36 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 What. in. the. world. is. THIS?

What is this school thinking?

What are the teachers thinking?

I already know the kids aren't thinking.

Oh, good God.

Posted by: Ms Cornelius at Thu Feb 9 13:52:51 2006 (x6oT6)

2 I have heard of some outrageous things in my time as an educator, but this one has to take the cake. WTF are they thinking in that school? Heck, who the heck is running that school, and why are there no parents up in arms over this? I can understand things may be a bit more liberal these days, but I think this is not quite how it is supposed to be.

BTW, found this post via the Carnival of Education.

Posted by: Maverick Librarian at Sat Feb 11 12:40:47 2006 (+Inkp)

3 Don't worry... students have protested this decision and many members of the staff and faculty are supporting the efforts... the board of trustees will be voting on this and will probably end up in court. we won't stand for denial of services and discrimination up in our neck of the woods :-)

Posted by: UVM Activist at Sun Feb 12 06:57:21 2006 (LmJG2)

4 Wow... why couldn't I have gone to this school? That's hot.

Posted by: wow at Fri Feb 17 07:05:22 2006 (Xs5MO)

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