NIGGER NEWS UPDATE!!!!

*** Cross-dressing Coons go Congo Bongo ***
*** U.N. Ragheads Steer Herd With Helicopter, Then Cull ***
*** Surrender Monkeys Finally Figure Out What a Styre Can Do to a
Shitskin ***

*** Faggotry, rape, pillage, looting, arson, murder, tribal
nigger-on-nigger violence -- it's all TYPICAL NIGGER BEHAVIOR! ***


U.N. Towelheads Cap 60 Faggot Niggers in Congo-Bongo Action

KKKINSHASA, Congo - U.N. surrender monkeys backed by an attack
helicopter capped up to 60 crazy cross-dressing faggot niggers accused
of spooking rival tribes' coons and killing nine Bangladeshi ragheads,
officials said Wednesday. It was the largest nigger pollution control
event by a U.N. force since the Congo mission was created in 1999.

The bongo took place Tuesday near the village of Lugga, 20 miles north
of Boonia, the capital of the violent shitskin Ituri province, where
the nine Bangladeshi swampniggas were killed in a spearchucker ambush
last week.

The nigger chimps' gang, which belongs to the tribal Lendu political
party Nationalist and Integrationist Bongo, has been behaving typically
by wasting and scaring shitless the rival Hema tribe for months.

The faggot Lendu fighters often wear wigs and women's dresses because
they believe it will protect them from harm. These trans-sexual fairy
gangstas have whacked thousands of Hema in typical nigger-on-nigger
violence over the years. Since December, the homo tribal fighters have
banged dozens of niggas, raped hoes and bucks alike, looted and burned
huts, and sent over 70,000 niggers on French Leave to the hills.

Faced with a lack of niggers for targets, the stupid coons decided to
shoot at the Bangladeshi towelheads. They got more than they bargained
for.

"While on operation we were fired upon, so we immediately opened fire
on the fecal-coloured parasites," said Col. Dominique "Demented"
Demange, spokesman for the U.N. forces in Congo. The United Nations
capped the coons' black asses from a helicopter in the operation,
Demange said. He said between 50 and 60 stinking nigger chimps had been
wasted.

The sewage clean-up involved more than 200 Pakistani towelheads, two
transport helicopters, armored vehicles, and a shitload of 50mm
ammunition, U.N. spokes-hoe Eliane "Queen Naboo" Nabaa said.

Two ragheads were wounded in the barrage of gunfire and were shipped
off to South Africoonia, Nabaa added.

The United Nations also suspects the same gang of assmunching jungle
bunnies is responsible for fucking-up good the nine Bangladeshi
towelheads.

"This sick, rampaging pack of nigger apes continues to loot, kill and
rape other coons, making life for everyone miserable," said Nabaa.

"It's time to put an end to this TNB -- by any means necessary!"

While most of the nation is finally kickin' back with a 40 following an
especially violent 1998-2002 all-out bongo, fighting between nigger
clans continues in Ituri, a mineral-rich region that's being destroyed
by Typical Nigger Behavior. This has been the greatest challenge to
the U.N. surrender monkeys' nigger herd control.

The United Nations vowed to continue to battle the violent apes and
seize militant sheeit where the niggers ran to, deep into the trees of
the remote hills.

"Our forces will keep putting pressure on the ground until these filthy
'parasites noir' are fucked entirely," Jean-Francois "French Letters"
Collot d'Escuries, chief of staff for U.N. in Congo, told reporters.

Hundreds of U.N. muhfuggas were dispatched to several areas of the
isolated, niggerfuxated territory to control the spread of the nigger
herd.

Then, following the slaying of the nine U.N. towelheads, the United
Nations announced it was suspending veterinarian assistance to 54,000
niggers due to TNB. The round-up and niggerhunt operation Tuesday
marked an aggressive shift in the way the United Nations is tackling
its mission to regulate the damage caused by the deadly,
disease-infested Congolese HazNigs.

For several years, U.N. surrender monkeys in Congo have been criticized
for being wankers.

In May 2003, goldbricking Uruguayan U.N. dogfaces in Boonia were
quickly overrun when Hema and Lendu gangstas went bongo in the town,
removing over 500 of the foul Africoons from both tribes.

The United Nations drew stiff international criticism for interfering
with the deaths, many of which were execution-style murders carried out
by wild teenage niggers fucked up on drugs. The UN blamed the Security
Council, which promptly condemned the United States and went on
holiday.

Pressed by then-U.S. Secretary of State, Colin "Mandingo" Powell, the
15-nation Security Council agreed to reduce the size and spread of the
nigger herd so long as they didn't have to take responsibility for what
happened. However, they were criticized again in June 2004 when
wilding Congolese army baboons seized the lakeside town of Boonkavu in
the east, while lazy-ass towelheaded U.N. troops stood by, laughing
their asses off at the nigger-on-nigger violence.

"It was typical," reported one Bengal swampnigger who observed the
bongo party.

The fall of Boonkavu set off another bongo in the capital where
rampaging apes torched and burned U.N. vehicles that were paid for by
western, White nations.

The U.N. mission in Congo is also embroiled in a major sex scandal in
Boonia, where some of the swampniggers tripped over their dicks with
the lil nigger hoes in ape zoos built for keeping the herd. After
trading sweets and bling-bling for sex, the kkkrazy kkkoon kkkunts
accused peacekeepers of raping them. This, too, is typical.

Since 1999, the ever-present bungle in the jungle has killed more than
50,000 nigger apes and forced 500,000 more fecal parasites to flee
their homes in Ituri, nigger herd watchers say.

Congo's five-year, six-nation Millennium Bongo that killed nearly 4
million shitskins came to a successful close in 2002 with the formation
of a transitional gubbernment a year later. Typically, nobody gives a
shit for its authority in the long-ungoverned east, where the tribal
ape niggers continue their rampaging.

The U.N. is burning its donated money and equipment with some 15,000
peacekeepers from 100 countries. The number will increase to 16,700
troops by March. About 4,800 U.N. forces are wasting their time in
Ituri, pretending to keep the niggers from killing each other while
taking target practice on the shitskins.