October 08, 2009

A News Story Unlikely To Be Repeated

Truly a case of “news of the weird”.

And an opening sentence to a news article that will probably never appear in the press ever again.

A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.

Damn – sounds like its own punchline!

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1 And an opening sentence to a news article that will probably never appear in the press ever again.

Posted by: Chaya Mattison at Sat Sep 8 00:47:10 2012 (3eZYU)

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Posted by: Cammie Latimer at Fri Nov 9 02:05:39 2012 (Ltlc/)

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